The Lunch Wrap – Round 8

So what happened during Rd 8?

Let’s revisit – this is not a comprehensive look at the matches and the results as there are numerous articles out there that do that.

This is our take something unique to THP so a brief summary (sometimes play on words) of each game.

This was the AFL’s chance to stand as one and take a stance on violence towards women.
We shouldn’t need a round to do this as it just shouldn’t happen but unfortunately there are some people out there that think violence against women is ok, it is never ok end of story.

Round 8 kicked off with the showdown – the first time for a stand alone game on prime time.

Adelaide v Port Adelaide
Crouch back – dawson up that proverbial creek
Power outage as not all Rozee for port who kick 5.18!
She’ll be jake I’ll can lead this midfield

Carlton v Collingwood
Pies win in the Nick of time
Blues feeling blue

Sydney v Greater Western Sydney
Battle of the bridge
Swans wayward throughout game but hayward delivers
Tom Green unseen for most of match
Swans move to flag fancies and top of ladder

St Kilda v North Melbourne
Don’t despair saints fans welcome back Jess Sinclair
Wilson has a ball
Sheez put him back behind the ball
McKercher is the future but the present is still bleak for roos

Melbourne v Geelong
We get the point, we get the point, we get the point, we get the point …..
Cats couldn’t slip the the Windsor Knot
Carry on Clarry – we want some more

Essendon v West Coast Eagles
How do you like this Parish on a Sunday?
That boy Reid is human afterall
The kelly gang fall just short

Richmond v Fremantle
I ain’t lying – Ryan just shy of the double ton!
Tigers come up short as midfield no match for purple patch

Western Bulldogs v Hawthorn
Diary of an Impey Kid
Dear Diary there was this guy Jarman who looks to have contracted leather poisoning as everywhere you looked there he was
Moore of the same from Dylan
Super human effort by the captain – constantly injured throughout game – fitting that he kicked the winning goal – I am brown and gold.
The other captain was pretty good also
Libba in a bitta strife – wont be seeing him for awhile

Brisbane v Gold Coast
Pineapple grapple as Neale breaks the shackles
Wow Rowell – that was a bad game

Final Thoughts
Looks like we have a new follower in big Maxy Gawn who compared Caleb Windsor to Robbie Flower.
I’m sure I’ve read that on here somewhere – you read it first on THP.