The Lunch Wrap – Round 4

So what happened during Rd 4?

Let’s revisit – this is not a comprehensive look at the matches and the results as there are numerous articles out there that do that.

This is our take something unique to THP so a brief summary (sometimes play on words) of each game.

Gather round boys and girls and listen to my tale from the City of Churches.

Here’s a first for 2024- all teams get to have a kick this weekend.

Adelaide v Melbourne
McVee with Glee silences the home crowd
Is Jake the ace in the pack?
South Australia – two wins, two weeks, two away games against the locals and the home supporters – well done Dees!

Brisbane v North Melbourne
Smokin’ Joe on fire
Is Northball awful?
Lions get on the board, NEALEy there

Port Adelaide v Essendon
Razor sharp power blunts Essendon edge
How about a nice game of ring around the Rozee or is it Rozee runs rings?

Sydney V West Coast
I feel the need the need for Reid – don’t argue with that.
Adelaide hills start new pizza line – Heen Supreme
Corridor shut as Swans have to use side entry, watch out for SHARP edges

Fremantle V Carlton
Purple boa constrictor squeezes life out of blues, last gasp win.
New star wars movie to be released by the AFL – The umpire strikes back.
Cardiac Carlton do it again

Western Bulldogs v Geelong
Cat by a Whisker
Libba makes it a contest and then some
Plenty to see through these MIER windows

Gold Coast v GWS
Suns – out with the old in with the new as the kids impress against the best
Stupid sexy Flanders can back us up anyday
Orange Tsunami swamps suns in last quarter

Richmond v St Kilda
Saints kick one goal in first half yet still win the game?
Shai not shy when it comes to kicking a goal
All oars in the water as they turn for home, Saints ROWAN together to clinch victory

Hawthorn v Collingwood
Moore of this please as Hawks finish with a flurry show no longer MEEK
Hardwick can kick
Pies hit cruise control but have to get DE GOEYing again to claim the win

Final Thought.
Someone buy Rylee Sanders a compass for Christmas.